Monday, March 21, 2011

Dragons do Exist

I thought I would never see him again, but here he was coming down on me on a breakaway. Him and I, one on one. He comes across the blue line when the unthinkable happened. A four feet monster of a dragon rose from the ice surface. The dragon took the puck from Crosby and went the ice surface shoot puck through the Pittsburgh net through the glass and out the arena.

Monday, March 14, 2011

From Losing 8 Straight to Winning 8 Straight

The Washington Capitals snapped their 8 game losing streak on December 20th 2010. With a win over the Ottawa Senators. The Capitals are on the other end this time racking up the points with a 8 game winning streak! With another win against Chicago Blackhawks

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Cure for Breast Cancer


My mother once told me that a man who talked behind another mans back was a bully.

"Wow, that was actually really nice of you thank you," said Phill.

"Good," said Bill, "cause I'm going to tell you to your face."

"No you don't have to do that," said Phill.

"I don't like you I think you are a fake Nurse," said Bill, "If I was a Tiger and you were a squid I would go out my way to eat you then take your squid
girlfriend keep her as a hostage."

"Okay if you came all the way out into the ocean you would be exhausted by the time you reached me," said Phill, "and coming up against a full grown 1090 with is his friends, you lose that battle 5/5 times."

"You just lost in your own battle your were out gunned and out manned," said Phill.

Later that day Phill and Bill found out the cure for breast cancer and they became billionaires. Bill said,"I took back everything I had said about Phill."




Monday, January 17, 2011

One Fun School Day

"I don't know," she said. "I wonder what he thinks about when he's sleeping too."

On a Monday Freddy James wakes up to his alarm clock which was set at 7:30 am. He gets out and bed and sees the get ready list on his door. On the list there are the following: get dressed, wash your hair, eat some oatmeal crisp and after brush your teeth but, don't use your normal tooth brush because I used it on our dog Bones. When Freddy is all ready he looks outside and starts to cry. What does he see? He sees that there is the biggest snow blizzard ever and school is not canceled.

When Freddy gets to school he finds that all of his classmates are running around the school, throwing dodge balls all over, and playing Call of Duty Black Ops on the smart board.

Freddy asked Jonsy, "What is going on?"

"Not a single teacher as arrived yet and its 9:00 plus no O' Canada!" exclaimed Jonsy.

"That is so cool," said Freddy,"why is there no teachers here?"

"Probably because they can't make it out of their driveways hahaha," said Jonsy.

"Do you think they forgot about school today?" asked Freddy.

"I don't know Freddy but, if they did they should have detention all day tomorrow ha ha," laughed Jonsy.

Jonsy asked Freddy if he wanted to play some Call of Duty zombie edition.

Freddy replied, "Sure but just to let you know I'm brutal at video games."

Jonsy said, "That's all right, I just put you on recruit meaning easy."

They both played video games for 2 full hours with out stopping.

Jonsy exclaimed to Freddy, "You're not brutal your amazing at this game; look you got 109 kills and only got infected once!"

Freddy smiled at Jonsy and then said, "I now I have this game; my player name is PS3 Legit Pancake's."


"Cool," said Jonsy. "I'll add you right now."


After Jonsy was done adding Freddy on his PS3, Freddy asked Jonsy if he wanted to go paint balling.

Jonsy looked at Freddy and said, "I was born to go paint balling."

So they go down to the gym and find their paint ball equipment in the exact spot where they left it. They load their paint balling guns with paint balls and start to fire at little grade five kids. One tries to run away but, Jonsy spots him. They fire at the kid but, instead of the paint ball hitting the kid it hits the principal in the head.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

My Christmas Holiday


On Christmas Eve my family and I watched She Out of my League till 10:30. Then we got out the stockings and cooking's and milk. It was 11 o'clock by the time we all fell asleep.

In the morning Santa had came he left me a brand new NHL 11 a new phone. After we were done unwrapping our presents we went to Brandon and stayed in a nice hotel. We went swimming, played on the Wii, played cards and played hide and go seek. On Boxing day we went shopping and I spent all my money but, there was a lot of good deals.


When we got home we watch Canada loss to the Russian in the Gold Medal game.

The Year of Destiny



1. Go to the Lake at least every weekend in the summer.

2. Go Wake boarding at least ten times in the summer.

3. Have at least one BIG party at the lake in the summer.

4. Get at least one Shutout with Tri-Town.

5. Be at Least 7th prestige by August.

6. Go Tubing at least ten times in the summer.

7. Catch at least ten fish in the summer.

8. Finish my goalie Be A Pro.

9. Make the Director's cup Team.

10. Get my Hunter safety

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Caps snap 8 game losing streak

Matthieu Perreault scored twice as the Washington Capitals finally snap a 8 game losing streak against the Ottawa Senators 3-2.

After the final whistle, the Capitals jumped over the boards and mobbed goaltender Michal Neuvirth, pushing his net all the way back to the end boards.

It may have seen celebration was more suited to a stanley cup championship than a regular season win. But given the lengthy skid that saw the Capitals fall in the Eastern Conference standings and losing control of first place in the Southeast division, the Capitals can be excused f0r their reaction.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Christmas Wishes


This Christmas season kids will be writing to Santa and his Elves, from all over the world. The green grass will be covered in fluffy white snow. Santa will make sure that Rudolf's nose
is bright enough because if not he won't be able to guild his slay that night. Mrs. Claus is absolutely sure that all the kids this year have been good.

Randal is a six year old boy from Detroit and he is making a huge Christmas list for Santa this year. On his list he wants a new x60 hockey stick, an signed Alexander Ovechkin winter jersey, a new Ipod touch and docking station, a bulldog puppy, and a new 42in flat screen TV with a PS3.

Santa gets Randal's list the next morning and looks it over, he checks to see if he is on the nauty list. Then he takes it to his accountant who is stamping all the Christmas list as a good kid. Santa asked him what he was doing. The accountant said every kid deserves a Christmas present sir. Santa looked at him for along time and started to grin.

When it was time for Santa to leave and deliver the presents Rudolf and the reindeer had already been hooked up. Santa looked at Mrs. Claus and said that he wasn't feeling good. He then looked at his leader elf called Eddy and said I need you to deliver the presents. Eddy nodded and climbed into the slay. Eddy was doing a great job he was a head of time when he got to his last stop at Randal's house in Detroit. He unloaded all the presents and went down the chimney. When he got to the bottom he heard the puppy starting to bark. Then it started to get louder and louder. He looked behind him and saw a little boy watching him. Randal asked the little elf were was Santa. So Eddy explained on how Santa wasn't feeling to good and that he got Eddy to do the job. Finally Eddy gave the boy his puppy. Eddy asked what are you going to call it and Randal said Santa I'm going to call him Santa.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Report Cards ;)


Yesterday we got our report cards back and mine was amazing the usual. It was full of C and U's. It also was full of good comments and 1 and 2's. All the comments were good execept for Mr. Wilson's comment he said to let other people share their thougts.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Tri-Town vs. Neepawa

The 1st period- The opening face was under way at one end Neepawa goalie and at the end me. We won the face off put then turned the puck over in came Neepawa's player he took the shot and it went wide. The puck came out the side to Neepawa's defensemen he wond up and let it rip but a good pad save by me. Then in the middle of the period the score already 3-0 Neepawa's player got a breakaway and came storming down the ice he took the but I flashed the leather what a save as our fans went wild! The period coming to a end Neepawa's defensemen took a blast from the point but again another great glove save by me. At the end of the period the shots were Neepawa 23 and Tri-Town 0 and the score was 3-0 for Neepawa.

The 2nd period- The puck was dropped at center ice Neepawa won the draw back to the defensemen he came up ice with it and took a shot Gerring made the save and the puck went out in front of the net a big rebound Neepawa's player was right there but Gerring came across and made a Huge save and covered it up. Off the draw Neepawa defensemen took a big slapshot but a pad save by Gerring and the puck went right on the Neepawa's player's stick put he couldn't put it in the wide open net. In the middle of the period we took a penalty so Neepawa went on the powerplay. The face off was won back to the defensemen he passed to a player that was wide open back door Gerring came across and robbed of a sure goal. After 30 mins the shots on goal in favour of Neepawa is 44 and for Tri-Town 1 the score 6-0 for Neepawa.

The 3rd period- At the start of the 3rd period Neepawa's player took a dumb penalty for interference. So we went on the powerplay. We got a few good chances on the powerplay but no goals. Neepawa came down the ice and almost scored but Gerring jumped on it. They pooked the puck free and went around the net then passed it out but another good save by Gerring. As the final buzzer goes the final score was 8-0 for Neepawa and shots on goal were 71-5 for Neepawa.

Volleyball

Virden Saints vs Reston Tigers 4th game of the tournament. Virden started with the serve and missed up Reston point early. Reston got 5 good serves in and then finally missed up. Virden then got 10 straight points and then Reston slaimed the ball down. Then Reston got 10 straight and won the set 15-10.

Second set Reston starts with the serve and got 8 straight then Virden started to play better and got 11 straight points then they started to play terrible again and hit the serve in the net. Then Reston got 4 straight points then they missed up on the serve. Then Virden got 3 straight points and are back in the lead by 2 and game point on the line then Virden missed up on the serve and Reston got 2 serves in and won the game 15-14.

Friday, October 29, 2010

In this video hit shows the hit to the HEAD by James Harrison on Josh Cribbs

Hits to the Head N.F.L


I think that the hits to the heads and dangerous hits should be banned because the league needs to protect their players. However, the hits have to be reviewed by the league before the big suspinsion is given out.

Sunday, October 24, 2010



Thursday, October 21, 2010

Bautista Hits his 50 Homerun

In this video it shows Jose Bautista hit number 50

Bring an Object to Life


If I had to bring an object to life it would be Jose Bautista bat.


Me: How did it feel to break the Blue Jays record for most homeruns hit in a season?


Bat: It felt amazing on the crack of me smacking that ball out of the park I couldn't have felt better.


Me: Do you feel better now that the season over or do you miss it?


Bat: It feels good to be resting but, I wish that we could have mad playoffs.


Me: Do you think you would have gotten very far in the post season?


Bat: I would do all I can to help the team like any other night but, the question would be if our pitchers could to a good job.


Me: I understand that you have to go back to training with Jose Bautista, just one more question do you think that you will it more or less homeruns than last year?


Bat: It will be hard but I think that I could it more than what I hit last year.


Me: Thank you for your time and good luck this year.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

What Animal am I















I'm puppy because I'm cute and cuddly. I am playful and full of energy. I like to explore the world and I like attention.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Top Ove Goals

In this Video Ove scores a beauty against New York


In this video Ove scores a very pretty goal against Montreal

In this video Ove scores a very nice goal ONE HANDED against New York.