Monday, March 21, 2011

Dragons do Exist

I thought I would never see him again, but here he was coming down on me on a breakaway. Him and I, one on one. He comes across the blue line when the unthinkable happened. A four feet monster of a dragon rose from the ice surface. The dragon took the puck from Crosby and went the ice surface shoot puck through the Pittsburgh net through the glass and out the arena.

Monday, March 14, 2011

From Losing 8 Straight to Winning 8 Straight

The Washington Capitals snapped their 8 game losing streak on December 20th 2010. With a win over the Ottawa Senators. The Capitals are on the other end this time racking up the points with a 8 game winning streak! With another win against Chicago Blackhawks

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Cure for Breast Cancer


My mother once told me that a man who talked behind another mans back was a bully.

"Wow, that was actually really nice of you thank you," said Phill.

"Good," said Bill, "cause I'm going to tell you to your face."

"No you don't have to do that," said Phill.

"I don't like you I think you are a fake Nurse," said Bill, "If I was a Tiger and you were a squid I would go out my way to eat you then take your squid
girlfriend keep her as a hostage."

"Okay if you came all the way out into the ocean you would be exhausted by the time you reached me," said Phill, "and coming up against a full grown 1090 with is his friends, you lose that battle 5/5 times."

"You just lost in your own battle your were out gunned and out manned," said Phill.

Later that day Phill and Bill found out the cure for breast cancer and they became billionaires. Bill said,"I took back everything I had said about Phill."




Monday, January 17, 2011

One Fun School Day

"I don't know," she said. "I wonder what he thinks about when he's sleeping too."

On a Monday Freddy James wakes up to his alarm clock which was set at 7:30 am. He gets out and bed and sees the get ready list on his door. On the list there are the following: get dressed, wash your hair, eat some oatmeal crisp and after brush your teeth but, don't use your normal tooth brush because I used it on our dog Bones. When Freddy is all ready he looks outside and starts to cry. What does he see? He sees that there is the biggest snow blizzard ever and school is not canceled.

When Freddy gets to school he finds that all of his classmates are running around the school, throwing dodge balls all over, and playing Call of Duty Black Ops on the smart board.

Freddy asked Jonsy, "What is going on?"

"Not a single teacher as arrived yet and its 9:00 plus no O' Canada!" exclaimed Jonsy.

"That is so cool," said Freddy,"why is there no teachers here?"

"Probably because they can't make it out of their driveways hahaha," said Jonsy.

"Do you think they forgot about school today?" asked Freddy.

"I don't know Freddy but, if they did they should have detention all day tomorrow ha ha," laughed Jonsy.

Jonsy asked Freddy if he wanted to play some Call of Duty zombie edition.

Freddy replied, "Sure but just to let you know I'm brutal at video games."

Jonsy said, "That's all right, I just put you on recruit meaning easy."

They both played video games for 2 full hours with out stopping.

Jonsy exclaimed to Freddy, "You're not brutal your amazing at this game; look you got 109 kills and only got infected once!"

Freddy smiled at Jonsy and then said, "I now I have this game; my player name is PS3 Legit Pancake's."


"Cool," said Jonsy. "I'll add you right now."


After Jonsy was done adding Freddy on his PS3, Freddy asked Jonsy if he wanted to go paint balling.

Jonsy looked at Freddy and said, "I was born to go paint balling."

So they go down to the gym and find their paint ball equipment in the exact spot where they left it. They load their paint balling guns with paint balls and start to fire at little grade five kids. One tries to run away but, Jonsy spots him. They fire at the kid but, instead of the paint ball hitting the kid it hits the principal in the head.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

My Christmas Holiday


On Christmas Eve my family and I watched She Out of my League till 10:30. Then we got out the stockings and cooking's and milk. It was 11 o'clock by the time we all fell asleep.

In the morning Santa had came he left me a brand new NHL 11 a new phone. After we were done unwrapping our presents we went to Brandon and stayed in a nice hotel. We went swimming, played on the Wii, played cards and played hide and go seek. On Boxing day we went shopping and I spent all my money but, there was a lot of good deals.


When we got home we watch Canada loss to the Russian in the Gold Medal game.

The Year of Destiny



1. Go to the Lake at least every weekend in the summer.

2. Go Wake boarding at least ten times in the summer.

3. Have at least one BIG party at the lake in the summer.

4. Get at least one Shutout with Tri-Town.

5. Be at Least 7th prestige by August.

6. Go Tubing at least ten times in the summer.

7. Catch at least ten fish in the summer.

8. Finish my goalie Be A Pro.

9. Make the Director's cup Team.

10. Get my Hunter safety