Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Cure for Breast Cancer


My mother once told me that a man who talked behind another mans back was a bully.

"Wow, that was actually really nice of you thank you," said Phill.

"Good," said Bill, "cause I'm going to tell you to your face."

"No you don't have to do that," said Phill.

"I don't like you I think you are a fake Nurse," said Bill, "If I was a Tiger and you were a squid I would go out my way to eat you then take your squid
girlfriend keep her as a hostage."

"Okay if you came all the way out into the ocean you would be exhausted by the time you reached me," said Phill, "and coming up against a full grown 1090 with is his friends, you lose that battle 5/5 times."

"You just lost in your own battle your were out gunned and out manned," said Phill.

Later that day Phill and Bill found out the cure for breast cancer and they became billionaires. Bill said,"I took back everything I had said about Phill."